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As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Aug 6 2020, 11:54 am

Do you shake the gas pump handle when you're done, or are you rich?

   

As Heard By Barfly, Aug 1 2020, 6:29 pm

I rode a mechanical bull once wearing a tube top. It kept sliding down and I kept trying to pull it up. Not the bull, the tube top.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jul 26 2020, 4:44 pm

Sean doesn't puke gently. When he vomits, it's violent.

   

As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Jul 24 2020, 12:09 pm

What do you give a man that's got everything? penicillin

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jul 16 2020, 7:17 pm

Actually, I think this is your bra. Or it's mom's.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jul 9 2020, 3:24 pm

So now I apparently own 5 dogs and a cat in KY

   

As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Jul 9 2020, 3:24 pm

"I like your teeth... are they fake?"

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jul 5 2020, 3:48 pm

If you have to add heated lube before sex, you have a problem.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jun 30 2020, 8:07 pm

One, our hopes for - a blowjob in this bar tonight - are quickly being reduced to a very low order of probability. #drstrangelove

   

As Heard By Doth, Jun 23 2020, 2:38 pm

Before we all die from a pandemic virus can we get a little alien invasion, as a treat.

   

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