The Latest 10

As Heard By Barfly, Jun 7 2020, 4:19 pm

Beer nuts are much better than cotton balls.


As Heard By Doth, Jun 6 2020, 7:39 am

It's a perfect night to have a glass of wine & tear down the establishment.


As Heard By Marsha Marsha Marsha, May 22 2020, 3:12 pm



As Heard By Staying home..., May 20 2020, 10:39 pm

Giant clams!


As Heard By Barfly, May 20 2020, 9:23 pm

Never underestimate the power of a mollusk.


As Heard By Barfly, May 19 2020, 7:15 pm

I'm married and never going to get divorced. I don't love my wife enough to give her half.


As Heard By Eternal Samnation, May 11 2020, 3:42 pm

1984 is my favorite book about 2020


As Heard By Doth, May 11 2020, 3:41 pm

It's not you, it's my shattered dopamine receptors.


As Heard By Adrian, May 8 2020, 12:42 pm

My 90 year old Aunt called me from her adult community in Florida to tell me that she gave her first
blow job. I'm not okay you guys.


As Heard By Dayton Girltender, May 7 2020, 9:24 pm

I only regret that when you come back to the bar, barfly, you'll not be getting triples like you pour yourself!


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