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As Heard By Dayton Girltender, Oct 13 2019, 10:26 pm

I wouldn't go home with him if I were you... he puked on the goldfish last week. #Dayton

   

As Heard By Dayton Girltender, Oct 11 2019, 9:42 pm

"Bartender! I want a flock of vodka!
"How many shots of Grey Goose?
"So, you've seen the meme? #Dayton

   

As Heard By Barfly, Oct 8 2019, 8:58 pm

I need to shut my dirty whore mouth.

Sounds like someone needs a shot of tequila.

   

As Heard By incorrigible mozart goose, Oct 8 2019, 4:29 pm

casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

   

As Heard By Party Life, Oct 4 2019, 3:41 pm

If size didn't matter, Pluto would still be a planet.

   

As Heard By Mom Jeans, Oct 4 2019, 2:40 pm

My daughter just told me I should be a nipple for Halloween, so at least that's been decided.

   

As Heard By Jennifer Wright, Oct 3 2019, 9:51 am

It has been 19 years and we still do not know who let the dogs out.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Oct 2 2019, 1:23 pm

Drunk texting your ex at 1:00 in the afternoon on a work day, no matter what the text says, doesn't send the right...

   

As Heard By Bill Pulte, Oct 2 2019, 11:27 am

I'll give $11,000 to someone random who retweets this, and yup I do pay these 💵 (must be following so I can dm you,...

   

As Heard By Michael Clarke, Oct 1 2019, 3:53 pm

I poured Chicken Gravy over Lamb. So, yeah, if it's a bad boy you're looking for...

   

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