The Latest 10


As Heard By Barfly, Aug 20 2020, 6:52 pm

Stop speaking incoherently of cheese!

   

As Heard By Barfly, Aug 20 2020, 12:50 pm

What ever happened to #California falling off into the ocean? The way things look now it's all just going to #burn to a crisp.

   

As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Aug 18 2020, 11:49 am

"I think we've all got something to bring to this discussion, and from now on I think the thing you should bring is silence."

   

As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Aug 14 2020, 11:32 am

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety!

   

As Heard By Barfly, Aug 7 2020, 1:11 pm

   

As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Aug 6 2020, 11:54 am

Do you shake the gas pump handle when you're done, or are you rich?

   

As Heard By Barfly, Aug 1 2020, 6:29 pm

I rode a mechanical bull once wearing a tube top. It kept sliding down and I kept trying to pull it up. Not the bull, the tube top.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jul 26 2020, 4:44 pm

Sean doesn't puke gently. When he vomits, it's violent.

   

As Heard By ☠️WickedSugar☠️, Jul 24 2020, 12:09 pm

What do you give a man that's got everything? penicillin

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jul 16 2020, 7:17 pm

Actually, I think this is your bra. Or it's mom's.

   

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