The Random 10

As Heard By Darlene, Jun 29 2016, 6:58 pm

bitches got a whole lot to say but got u blocked... Lmao glad you know better

   

As Heard By Barfly, Dec 1 2015, 7:10 pm

"Do you want a $7 hotdog?!?" "Are you a transsexual and are you hitting on me?!?"

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jan 27 2016, 8:54 pm

I'm great! I've been drinking beer for hours.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Sep 5 2013, 12:00 am

Girl says, "That's just how Lisa and I are... Love/Hate... Mostly it's hate, sometimes it's love (snort)."

   

As Heard By Barfly, Oct 11 2015, 12:00 pm

"Why can't we call our team the 'clitterati'? The logo would be this little man in a boat. It'd be awesome." "Besides obscenity laws?"

   

As Heard By caitlyn, Nov 10 2015, 10:47 am

call me when your not so busy thinking of yourself

   

As Heard By Barfly, Feb 27 2020, 7:31 pm

The more bald I become the more head I get.

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Dec 6 2015, 8:57 pm

Batshit crazy doesn't look good on anyone. That's what alcohol and pills are for.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Apr 13 2014, 12:00 am

I told her I was going to knock her up... If she didn't believe me, that's her fault

   

As Heard By Christie NoPants, Mar 3 2017, 2:18 pm

Turn off your brain, shut the fuck up and realize you'll never be able to live without me.

   

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