The Random 10

As Heard By Kayla Bradstreet, Dec 3 2016, 6:38 pm

I hate puppies and I hate Christmas. Sue me.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Sep 3 2017, 7:15 pm

Gay man says: "just got done buying caulk at Home Depot."

   

As Heard By Barfly, Oct 13 2017, 5:26 pm

All my gramma does is eat raisins and drink fun. All day long.

   

As Heard By hark! the hrkman, Dec 11 2015, 5:05 pm

it's not like facebook isn't already full of baby pictures and now zuck himself is forcing pictures of his naked spawn into my timeline

   

As Heard By Barfly, Mar 18 2018, 5:09 pm

I know a lot of girls that say they can drive a stick shift but when it comes down to it, really don't have a clue.

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Nov 15 2015, 8:38 pm

Heaven is Kentucky Beer Cheese

   

As Heard By Alcohol Porn, Nov 17 2015, 1:15 pm

"my day was great" *chugs liquor straight from bottle* "why do you ask?"

   

As Heard By emotional shitshow, Jul 17 2016, 1:41 pm

*drowns self in peppermint oil to recover from work*

   

As Heard By Barfly, Dec 16 2015, 11:33 am

Explained the 1st Christmas my 3yrld granddaughter: "A baby prince was born and he would grow up to be a super hero." She got it.

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Feb 24 2016, 7:50 am

You can't sit next to me....you have a penis!

   

The Random 10