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As Heard By The Shroyer Inn, Jan 15 2018, 7:56 pm

I spy at the Shroyer Inn.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jun 18 2016, 9:03 pm

With grandkids... A 3rd of a sentence and you are fucked

   

As Heard By Barfly, Nov 16 2016, 7:26 pm

F'n Wayne says: "I f'n keep getting these GD alerts on my MF phone and I f'n don't know what these damn things mean. F**k. WTH."

   

As Heard By J.D., Jul 3 2016, 7:58 pm

At peace, sometimes there's nothing more and nothing else you can do.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Apr 6 2014, 12:00 am

When I eat pie, I like it moist

   

As Heard By Barfly, Apr 2 2018, 5:10 pm

I love him, but there is no way I'm moving in with him.

   

As Heard By Jaime Allison, Nov 22 2015, 2:32 pm

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell? Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

   

As Heard By Barfly, May 27 2016, 5:47 pm

It was a total bachelor pad... The water was disgusting!

   

As Heard By Barfly, Oct 31 2015, 1:42 pm

I don't want to get peed on. Please don't pee on me.

   

As Heard By Ella Ward, Jan 9 2016, 8:25 am

Dentist says I need to be more aggressive when flossing, so I'm going to start barking.

   

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