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As Heard By lil' Spoon, Jul 19 2017, 4:30 pm

I'm so glad the voices in my head are louder than the idiots I have to deal with each day.

   

As Heard By Kitty, Feb 22 2017, 6:37 pm

If by cunt you mean I do whatever the fuck I want because I don't need your permission, then yes I'm a cunt.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Feb 22 2019, 5:20 pm

That's a damn #Bedrock type glass you drinking your #beer from. Who the hell are you? Fred #Flintstone?

   

As Heard By Barfly, May 16 2017, 9:15 pm

Pedophiles have shitty facial hair. With better skills they'd be better at grooming.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Aug 8 2016, 6:02 pm

I voted against it because of the monopoly. I've got farm fields... I want to grow the stuff too.

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Nov 13 2015, 1:26 am

He needs to stop pulling his dick out before the men's bathroom door closes

   

As Heard By Barfly, Nov 10 2015, 2:35 am

Kinky is using a feather. Perversion is using the whole chicken.

   

As Heard By 👅 Mark 🍺, Aug 17 2017, 10:33 am

Based on my calculations, I can retire 6 yrs after I die.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Dec 10 2016, 6:52 pm

I was told I need 15 years to prepare for my daughter to start dating

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Dec 30 2015, 9:44 pm

That's a hotel room key....not your debit card!
Ohhhhhh.....yeah.....thanks, can I have that back. I'll give you the one with cash on it....

   

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