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As Heard By Barfly, Dec 5 2016, 7:01 pm

A toast! To the 83rd anniversary of the end of #prohibition!

   

As Heard By Barfly, Mar 27 2017, 5:29 pm

Classy women want a man that has his shit together. I know. I've dated some for a few days.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Jun 9 2015, 9:50 pm

I hate it when I get my bank statement and see how much I spend on the jukebox each month. It's like my cable bill.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Sep 22 2017, 6:43 am

#instagram #deisel #teeshirt

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Apr 19 2018, 9:19 am

Alcohol brought me into this world.
Alcohol is going to take me out...

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Jul 19 2017, 2:03 pm

Why doesn't Walmart have an upper level observation deck with a bar?

   

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Dec 17 2015, 6:41 pm

They decided to go streaking naked through town with her underwear on his head that night!

   

As Heard By Barfly, Mar 23 2016, 8:00 pm

Hell no! I don't like girls that look like dudes. If you gonna get with me, you gotta be as girly as me.

   

As Heard By wussawilla, Apr 26 2017, 9:04 am

I can go for some I & I.. Intercourse and Intoxication.

   

As Heard By Barfly, Nov 15 2015, 12:00 am

"There is only one kind of fish taco I like and it's not the kind you have to buy." "Eww!"

   

The Random 10