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As Heard By Barfly, Jan 2 2018, 8:53 pm

You have a nice rack, but you're not all that important.


As Heard By Barfly, Jan 13 2016, 5:33 pm

"She enjoyed every moment of me licking those envelopes." "She enjoyed watching you lick things?" "Yeah. She's 84"


As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Jul 3 2016, 9:03 am

Lets see how long these nipple clamps last before I break them....


As Heard By Barfly, Jan 10 2017, 9:11 pm

It's not grey hair... it's platinum


As Heard By Barfly, Oct 18 2015, 4:55 pm

I go to Minute Clinic on Wednesday 'cause chest is tight. They tell me I need an EKG. I'm like, I don't have time for that till Sunday.


As Heard By Party Life, Jun 23 2017, 3:42 pm

Me: I don't want to feel like this. Vodka: I can help you.


As Heard By Barfly, Jul 23 2017, 11:29 am

I've been sitting at this bar all week. If this rain doesn't stop, I'm going to have my mail forwarded here.


As Heard By AnonymityIsThy, Dec 31 2016, 9:21 pm

I've always wanted a dick under my chin.


As Heard By Barfly, Oct 27 2015, 4:50 pm

Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's Tuesday.


As Heard By Barfly, May 19 2018, 8:04 pm

Are you sure you're not gay? Bobby is starting to seriously wonder.


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