The Random 10

As Heard By ImAUnicorn, Nov 4 2015, 9:58 pm

All my decisions tonight will be fueled by booze.....


As Heard By Barfly, Jul 10 2014, 12:00 am

"I worry about you... You are drinking and now you wanna smoke pot." "I want to be a hot mess!"


As Heard By Barfly, Mar 30 2019, 6:04 pm

Hey! I've heard you need a new car. You know once one tire goes flat, it's all downhill from there...


As Heard By alyssa 🗑, Dec 15 2016, 9:19 am

Yo it's 2am and im drunk and I love green day so much wow


As Heard By Barfly, Feb 19 2017, 8:02 pm

I didn't need him then. I don't need him now. I was the man in that relationship, not him.


As Heard By Barfly, Nov 27 2015, 9:57 pm

You know that VegasBomb's are my least favorite drink on the planet?!?


As Heard By Adiva1984, Dec 16 2016, 8:30 am

All I got is cigarettes and shots tonight. #vice


As Heard By Jamie Kenney, Sep 28 2018, 10:56 am

Someone I know blocked Fox News with parental controls at her parents' house and now her mom keeps calling, asking...


As Heard By Sarge, May 1 2017, 8:28 am

I've worn a lot of handcuffs for someone who has never been arrested.


As Heard By Barfly, Dec 11 2015, 4:47 pm

#NedPeppersDYT I want a beaver. I like beavers. I'm not saying your beaver, but if you want to give it to me, that'd be fine. #sihib


The Random 10